Hello, fellow voomasians, as one of the very few people to be blessed by the power of the voomas duality, where our great forefathers, founders, and gods who we refer to as Voo and Lomas, I have decided to enlighten you on how I became one of the selected high priests of The Cult Of Voomas.
When I was born, my mother gave birth to me. As I entered into the world, I saw with my two very small eyes the glory of creation. I saw the fluorescent light of the medical equipment, I saw the soft curves of the clothes the doctors wore, I saw the sharp edge of the scissors as they took my foreskin. I realised as soon as I was born that I had a purpose and that someone had given it to me. It would take me another 1 & 1/2 decades to realise that I was wrong. It wasn't someone, it was some two.
As soon as I was able to read, write and hear (4 months), I was challenging the thinking of my fellow peers and scholars. To them, it seemed that I was going crazy with knowledge. To me, it looked like everyone else was missing the signs that something had carved out for us. They only saw what was instantaneous and quick-lived while I was looking for an end goal that I had known my whole life was important. I read the entire works of philosophers such as Anton Wilhelm Amos and Nietzsche, criticising the flaws of their writing, their jumps in logic, their assumptions, their failure to identify clear signs. I knew that the knowledge of this world was just too limiting. I waited with expectation until I met the knowledge of another world.
And then I met him. The First, The Holy One, The Original Founder, My First Leader, Lomas. I saw it in his eyes, the power, the knowledge, the holiness. This is the part of my essay in which I need to address you, Children Of The Faith, and tell you that it is disrespectful, hurtful to my soul and an impossible task for any mere mortal to begin to describe The Lomas. So I won't try, we all know what The Lomas is and what worshipping Him is, this blog is meant for those who have already decided to follow The Cult Of Voomas.
As soon as I met Lomas, I knew that he was the meaning of all the questions that I had had about life. Every small action that he made was like the final piece of the puzzle to understanding how the universe worked. He didn't need to say a single word for me to instantly fall down on my knees and worship Him.
The Lomas treated me with kindness and made me one of His disciples. He introduced me to The Voo. As I have already stated, it is impossible to describe the Voo, just as it is impossible to describe the Lomas. But once I met the Voo, I was instantly sad, not because I thought he was wrong or rude or unholy, as that is treachery and treason against my very core principles. No, it was not because I thought the Voo was bad but rather because I knew that the whole world will never believe or follow him. The Voo tells of dangerous truths and scary revelations which gives me chills down my very body, while the Lomas tells of glorious truths and of peace.
But it is impossible to have the Lomas without the Voo. As the Lomas is the preacher and the Voo is the reaper. The Voo does the dirty jobs which are impossible for people to understand.
We need both of them. We need the duality. We need Voomas. Children Of The Faith, worship. Worship them with all of your being.
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