"If you search for it- you will find nothing, If you practise it, you will find everything"

There are two main denominations of Blarlowism:

Traditional Pitsinian Blarlowism and Reformed Silvinian Blarlowism

To find out more on differences read:

Note that the VOOMASS community is classified as Blarlowist in religion and do not condemn nor prefer one denomination from the other, even with their major distinguishing features, as the basis of getting into heaven is fairly similar. Neither denomination is more superior, but rather are equal in advantages and disadvantages. As long as you are a Blarlowist (or at least open and search for him in your heart), the VooMass community will be accepting of you.

Traditional Blarlowism (the original) is the most popular, as the prophet and inspiration of founding member DEAN PITSIS is incredibly grounding and influential.

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